My mom is the best!!! Greatest birthday present for a poor Apple groupie. Thanks mom!!!

My mom is the best!!! Greatest birthday present for a poor Apple groupie. Thanks mom!!!

friesorsalad:

1) There is a nagging suspicion in your brain that there’s something missing. Not missing as in “Shit I lost my cell phone.” But missing as in, you wake up in the morning not really sure of your path in life, if this is really what you want to do, and if this perpetual hangover is…

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Prime Minister of Australia kicking ass and taking names (mostly Tony Abbott’s). [x]

Apply a bandage to the burned area

(Source: numbtongue)

The ceiling of this pie shoppe is perfection  (Taken with Instagram at Madeleines, Cherry Pie & Ice Cream)

The ceiling of this pie shoppe is perfection (Taken with Instagram at Madeleines, Cherry Pie & Ice Cream)

People are hating on iOS 6 but this is pretty rad #toronto #maps (Taken with Instagram)

People are hating on iOS 6 but this is pretty rad #toronto #maps (Taken with Instagram)

I love you too, tea. (Taken with Instagram)

I love you too, tea. (Taken with Instagram)

ishallsustainamassiveerection:

sassysharpshooter:

roamerbait:

I have no clue how I haven’t seen this yet.

But I’m dead now so it doesn’t much matter.

I am reblogging this for selfish reasons.

Namely, Jeremy Renner grunting.

JEREMY AND SCARLETT YOU NEED TO STOP never stop

My first jays hat! Having a blast!!! (Taken with Instagram at Rogers Centre)

My first jays hat! Having a blast!!! (Taken with Instagram at Rogers Centre)

Jays game!!! (Taken with Instagram at Rogers Centre)

Jays game!!! (Taken with Instagram at Rogers Centre)